I don’t know if the other bloggers get these kinds of mail but everyone once in a while I get a raging fanboi write me a mail about how I am the worst human being on the planet. Usually, they’re mostly WoW fanbois but yesterday I got my first Swtor fanboi hate mail due to my post on Soa.
So here is the said email in a mostly unedited form. I removed some identification but the text is intact. I also added some personal comments in italics. Enjoy!
To the retarded monkey,
it’s a fitting name you chose for yourself you know? You’re just like them, completely retarded and you just fling poop all over the place. I hope they experiement on you and give you some deadly disease.
I already have multiple occurrences of blog Herpes, linkage Aids and mmo stinky feet. I have enough disgusting diseases as is. Ask NJessi for where you can get these fun diseases.
Your blog on Soa is proof of that. You just write nonsense for your dumb readers when in fact you are just fail and just don’t know how to play. Just read up on the fight and you’ll beat it. My guild defeated him on hard mode in our first week of raiding and most of us still had green gear on us. Maybe if you weren’t raiding with noobs you would beat it. Just get your thumbs out of your ass!
How am I supposed to keep my thumbs warms ?? Also, if you are reading this you could be dumb. But it’s alright, I’m dumb too so we’ll probably have way more fun than the guy writing this mail. Being elitist is srs bznes.
Also I call lies on the whole “beating Soa on hard mode with greens”…
What’s worst is that when you write all these lies on your blog you hurt the game you pretend to love. If we want swtor to grow, we need more people to play, not less you dumbf**k! Use that tiny brain of yours for a change.
When we encountered the bugs it felt very real… maybe we had a collective hallucination. And if I get this part right… I should lie to get the game better but not lie at the same time… it’s a bit confusing for my “tiny” brain here.
Please just go back to WoW with your gay friends and faceroll some bosses. It should make your tiny brain happy.
Again with the tiny brain. We also have the “gay” insult which is very original. Great mail!
Well, it made me laugh when I got this yesterday. Hope it made you smile too!
Screaming monkeys 
*gapes* People actually take the time to write this tripe? I mean… why? I always figured that if you wanted to troll, you’d do it on a public forums where everyone can see. But a private e-mail? *boggle*
Yeah they do. More often than not its in comment and since I moderate they don’t make it here but sometimes I get an email. I suppose it’s not su much trolling and more of a need to write an angry rant.
I actually don’t know how to respond to this … it’s baffling. As for ‘beating Soa on hardmodes in greens’ … yeah. Sure he did. I just wish my blog had an angry loser who sent me nonsensical emails!
I have to admit they are pretty great. I treasure each one I get 🙂 If you want hate mail you can always bash WoW… works most of the time.
*writes down “Bash WoW”*
Ok, got it … boy howdy, I’m gonna work up a post this weekend called: “Why Only The Idiots Are Left In WoW”
When people throw insults like “gay” and “retarded” around, it usually means that they have questions about their own sexuality or really small dicks. Fact.
Also, English is your second language, but your grammar is way better than his.
That’s such a retardedly gay thing to say, Yngwe!
*checks pants*
Dammit, you’re right.
*assumes Vader stance*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Didn’t you know, Soa randomly disappearing in Phase 3 is totally a FEATURE not a bug. We were supposed to DPS FASTER. Geesh, they did it in GREENS, FFS! We must SUCK.
Working as intended?
Hey, maybe the bugs grow proportionally according to the level of your gear? So if you go in naked you won’t get any bugs?
I dunno, just grasping at straws here. 😉
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I beat Soa on impossible mode in beta before raids were even implemented and I was buck naked!
n00bs!
😉
Do you have a small peepee? I don’t use the terms gay or retarded, but I am cursed with small peepee. Go figure, some guys/gals have all the luck.
I have to admit that blogs like this one (and Hawtpants, and snarkside, and too many others to name) are a main reason that I not only tried the free weekend last week, but bought the game. y’all are just having too much fun…even with the bugs…er I mean the features. (My favorite so far is the battle sounds that continue until I loot!)
Glad you’re enjoying the game! Oh geez, we influenced people. That’s scary right there.