Orvillius and Nymphy over on the their new blogs reminded me that I wanted to talk about a proper Eff the Ineffable guild tradition that I initiated one night in raid, the crotch-punch system.
See, Eff the Ineffable has a lot of couple raiding together. In fact, it’s not that uncommon to have 6 out of 10 players in our 10 man raid be in a couple together.
It’s three couple of two people by the way! Not one giant couple of six… perverts…
So, Zelmaru was looking one night for a suitable punishment for her husband standing in bad and I suggested the crotch-punch. Every time Gnoble would stand in the bad Zel would get up and punch him in the nuts. For my lady readers, threatening a man’s private is an excellent way to motivate him to do pretty much anything you want.
Sure it might not work great for single raiders like me or for the reverse scenario where the lady would get punched but so far the system has been working great with improved awareness of all male raid members for fear of getting crotch-punched.
The trick now is to find a suitable alternative for the ladies… any ideas?