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February and the cranky monkey

I don’t know what it is exactly about February but every year it seems the same damn pattern happens to me. I get overloaded with work, I don’t have enough time to all I want, stuff keeps going wrong and I just want to tear off the head of anyone who looks at me funny. There’s no particular reason why I should blame February more than any other month but the bad always happens in February.

February! I now officially hate you!

So as a result I’m in a foul mood most of the time and every excuse is good for a rant. Just this week I refrained from posting three posts on this blog after taking some time to think about things. There was a post about how everyone is lazy, a post about noobs in fire, one about dumb pugs and another one where I outright insulted a few well-known bloggers because I didn’t like their recent posts. Wait that’s four posts… can’t even count straight. /raise fist at February.

Thankfully I’m having a good time with WoW right now wich prevents me from falling into pure madness and go on a teddy bear killing spree but I can’t wait for this damn month to be over! So, sorry for the lack of recent meaningful posts and I’ll go back re-re-re-writing that frost DK guide I just can’t seem to be satisfied with.

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It’s not me, it’s them!

Is it possible you lost simply because the other guy was better? It seems nobody loses to skill anymore.

I saw this comment on the Starcraft 2 forums. The original poster posted a wall of text about the shortcomings of his race in light of his recent defeats and the discussion takes off about whether he’s right or whether he’s just a whiny kid who needs to L2P.

Then this guys comes in and with a simple comment he offers an even simpler solution. Could it be possible that he was beaten in a fair duel because the other player was better?

Of course it’s possible you say!  In fact it’s pretty likely I hear you say!

Yet, for all of my time spent in raids, in battlegrounds and just playing games and MMOs, the “I lost because I simply wasn’t up to the task” is probably the reason the least often invoked.

I don’t have much to add here but just remind everyone that the next time we’re about to say we failed because they did X or Y to our class, we need to stop a moment and think about what we could have done to succeed.

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Eff the ineffable, you effed my heart

So I’m going to keep with the Valentine’s day theme today. Last weekend I had my first raid with Eff the Ineffable and I fell in love again. We went in, had a lot of fun and found some of the fun I thought I’d never see again after Silvermoon.

We’re raiding, we’re casuals, and we’re serious about succeeding. For a very long time I’ve been trying to achieve that but I never quite managed to before. Then we went in last Friday, downed Halfus, then moved to Magmaw on Saturday and as he was noming on my balls I realized I was actually happy in that raid. The healers keep talking on vent, the gnome won’t die (thus risking the wrath of the WoW gods) and we lost time to a lot of little details but it doesn’t matter. I love all of our little quirks and I wouldn’t change anything for all the loot in the world. I love my talky healers, my undying gnomes and our worm infested hunter.

It’s a bit bittersweet though. Last summer I tried to make this happen in Walk the Plank on Silvermoon but for various reasons it didn’t work out.  I’d love to bring the gang over here but I know it’s not possible to bring everyone. Still, I dream one day it will work itself out.

So, to all the effers, I look forward to months of wiping and farming the same boring content. The content might be boring, but we won’t be.

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Heroic Karsh Steelbender tanking guide

This post has been last updated on July 14th 2011. The information is still all relevant, especially to low gear level group but in the current state of the game most groups will just burn down the boss and not worry too much about the ad mechanics.

Karsh Steelbender is the third boss in heroic BlackRock Caverns and is in my opinion the one boss in Cataclysms heroics where the tank makes or break the fight. If you fail its more than likely the tank fault and if you succeed it’s because of the tank. It’s truly all on his or her shoulders this time.

So if you’re like me you’ve already heard of this boss and you were probably dreading the day you would have to tank it. You do research watch a few videos and think you got the general idea but like so many things, this boss is all in the little details. Most of the guides I’ve found were incomplete in regards to the dynamics of this fight when it came to tanking tips so this guide is here to remedy that.

It’s all about the stack

Karsh is invincible when you first meet him. While you can attack and do damage do gain aggro, he takes no actual damage from the party’s attack. The solution? Move him through the fire ring in the middle so he gains a debuff that allows the party to damage him. The catch?  The debuff boost his damage, it stacks, and if you let it fall off, adds spawns.

Your goal in this fight is to stack the debuff as slowly as possible up until it reaches six or seven  stacks at which point the boss start hitting too hard and you need to let the debuff fall off. Kill the adds that spawn and repeat the process until the bosses dies. Normally, this is where most guides stop the explanation but it pays off to know the details here.

The debuff

So what exactly happens with this debuff?
-Karsh gains a stack two ways. When he stand in the fire pillar in the middle and when he stands in the lava pools left behind by the adds. The second way is especially important since this is often not explained in guides and it’s a frequent wipe cause when an add dies close to the boss wich makes the boss gains stack too quickly.
-Every time he gains a stack, an AoE pulse goes off that does about 10k damage. If you let him gain stacks rapidly that’s a lot of Aoe damage all at once.
-When the debuff(stack) falls off, three non-elite adds spawn.

How and when to move

The trick here for the tank is knowing how and when to move the boss. Some guides tell you to  move right across the middle of the fire patch while others tell you to clip the side so he gains only one buff. My personal experience is that it’s better to move him through the side of the circle but still take the boss cleanly through the circle and not just dip his toes. Dipping his toes might work but I’ve had times when the boss wouldn’t get the debuff.

When to move is more interesting. Since the boss tends to stop moving when he strikes, you can get an unfortunate situation where he stops right in the  middle of the fire column and gain a lot of stacks rapidly. In order to avoid that you can move right when he strikes you. Since he’s immobile while striking you have time to get out of melee range wich in turn means he has to run to you to land the next strike. If you run between strikes he’s free to strike you anytime since he’s still in melee range as he follows you.

When to let the stack fall off

If you’re good at stacking the debuff one stack at a time and have good dps, some groups will never let the debuff fall off and just let it stack. The fight then becomes a burn race to be able to down the boss before the healing becomes too much for the healer. Groups able to do this will kill the boss somewhere between 10 and 12 stacks.

If you want to be safer, you can let the first stack fall off at around 6 or 7 stacks. This will spawn the adds and once those are dead you can restart the whole process. Normally, you should have to do this only once during the whole fight. By the time the stack reaches the same point it’s likely the boss will be dead or very close it. I’d recommend just letting the second debuff stack up.

The add phase

When the three adds spawn, all dps should stop on the boss and focus on burning the adds down. Here however, we are going to do something counter intuitive and not tank the adds. It’s up to the dps to handle them on their own. The reason for that is that when they die they leave a puddle of lava that can add stacks to the boss. If the tank picks them up it’s likely the boss will receive extra stacks of the debuff that you don’t want there.

That’s it for Karsh Steelbender! Hope you enjoyed this little guide.

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The monkey learns to twitter

Yep, it finaly happened. I need to learn how to operate Twitter and its finner points for job purposes. Since I started this blog long ago for the exact same reasons I figured I would do the same with Twitter.

Feel free to add Lonomonkey to your contacts.

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